Archive for January, 2009

Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah's Ark

Monday, January 12th, 2009

One: Don’t  miss the boat. 
Two: Remember that we are all in the same boat. 
Three:  Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the  Ark. 
Four: Stay fit,  when you’re 600 years old, someone may ask you to do  something really big 
Five: Don’t listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done
Six
: Build your future on high ground. 
Seven: For  safety’s sake, travel in pairs. 
Eight: Speed isn’t always an advantage. The snails were on board with the  cheetahs. 
Nine: When you’re stressed, float a while 
Ten: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by  professionals. 
Eleven: No matter the storm, when you are with God, there’s always a rainbow  waiting…